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So Call Me Ishmael, Maybe

So Call Me Ishmael, Maybe

I stab at thee from Hell.
Doth magnetic virtue tell
the compasses of all
those ships bring them this way?

I trade my soul for a fish
at last then we must kiss.
I was looking for this
and now you’re in my way.

Your stare was holding.
Ripped skin, blubber showing.
Cold day, wind was blowing.
Where do you think you’re going baby?

Hey I just found you, and this is crazy
But here’s my harpoon, so call me Ishmael maybe.
In ev’ry light, at you lady
777’s a number, so call me Ishmael maybe.


So Call Me Maybe

“Moby Dick”, modern edition
Sung to the tune of “So Call Me Maybe”

Copyright © 2012 Henry Edward Hardy

18 October, 2012 Posted by | Carly Rae Jepson, humor, Melville, Moby Dick, parody, scanlyze, So Call Me Maybe, song, whale | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Beloved Malala

Around the world, something quite extraordinary is happening. Muslim and Hindu, Shiite and Sunni and Sufi, religious and secular, Pakistani and Afghan, are united in praying for the swift and complete recovery of Malala, who is called, “beloved,” “The Ambassador of Peace and Education,” “braveheart,” “the brilliant brain,” “saviour of girls.” Pakistan and Afghanistan have both held special ceremonies and a national day of prayer. People have been photographed in the streets with tears running down their faces. We see pictures of girls holding up signs saying, “I am Malala.”

Though she has been transformed by myth and the coincidence of her name to the national heroine of Afghanistan, Malalai of Marwand, we should not forget that Malala is a 14-year-old girl with dear friends and a loving family whose hearts ache for her.

My Malalai is living, and they praise others’ beauty.
Though they have eyes, they are blind.

–Ajmal Khattak

“When gun-toting men stopped their school wagon in Mingora last Tuesday around 12.45 p.m. asking for Malala Yousafzai, none of the three girls inside spoke. This, despite the terrorists threatening to shoot all of them if they did not identify Malala.

Today, stirred by the braveheart, who dared to stand up to the Taliban, and her friends, Shazia and Kainat, who refused to identify her even under threat, girls across Pakistan are saying ‘I am Malala.’

This is happening not just on the social media – which offers a degree of anonymity and security – but also on television and on the streets; some with their faces uncovered. ‘I-am-Malala’ has been trending not just in Pakistan but also in Afghanistan where girls’ education is equally at risk from the very same elements.

On Saturday, the Afghanistan Education Ministry organised a nationwide prayer for her at schools. She is being likened to ‘Malalai of Maiwand,’ the ‘Afghan Joan of Arc’ who rallied the Pashtun army against the British in 1880.”

Malala wave sweeps Pakistan

see also:
Friends of Pakistani girl shot by Taliban vow ‘never to be subdued by militants
Malala Yousafzai: a young Pakistani heroine
OVER A COFFEE : Attacking Malala: the soul of Pakistan — Dr Haider Shah

Copyright © 2012 Henry Edward Hardy

13 October, 2012 Posted by | Afghanistan, courage, education, Malala, Malalai of Maiwand, news, Pakistan, politics, scanlyze | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment