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Tasmanian Attorney General decries wallaby destruction of legal opium crops

Tasmanian Atty General decries wallaby destruction of legal opium crops

The Attorney General of the Australian State of Tasmania has decried destructive activity by marsupials against the nation’s opium crop. Australia provides more than 50% of the worlds legal opium.

Attorney General Lara Giddings testified to a parliamentary committee that wallabies are a security problem for the nation’s opium fields:

…we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles.

Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high.

‘Stoned wallabies make crop circles’

Copyright © 2009 Henry Edward Hardy

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25 June, 2009 Posted by | Lara Giddings, news, opium, scanlyze | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment