Islamic State hacks Niantic; Pokeclypse ensues
Islamic State hacks Niantic; Pokeclypse ensues.
Tens of thousands of people have died following an ongoing series of cyber-attacks on the makers of Pokemon Go, Niantic.
Mass casualties have been reported at bridges, dams, and waterfalls, with ongoing rescue operations in progress throughout the world. Hundreds of thousands are reported missing, with many lost in underground cavern systems such as Carlsbad Caverns, Mammoth Cave, and Lechuguilla Cave.
Humans have been seen jumping with the lemmings in western Canada, trying to navigate Niagara Falls with their iphones, and drowning in the English Channel.
Massive rescue efforts are still underway, notably to free the thousands still trapped in the La Brea Tar Pits.
Copyright © 2016 Henry Edward Hardy
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